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Were Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


PLANES -


TAGS: holy f*** were going down pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm

lol


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


WEREWOLVES - They've got the best of both worlds!


TAGS: werewolf
Rating: 3.76/5

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Mark - January 29, 2009, 8:36 pm
Very funny...well done.


PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


SELECTIVE INVISIBILITY -




NICE CHOPS -




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


WRITER'S BLOCK -


TAGS: but werewolves are another story
Rating: 4.27/5

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Sean - January 31, 2010, 2:18 pm
Never! Unless you can think of some other way I can stop the ghost of Scott Baio's showbiz career from haunting my jacuzzi?!? And please hurry. It's become mildly disconcerting.
sickartist - January 31, 2010, 7:04 am
I will give you 5L if you throw away the manuscript hahaha


MOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: so there were no gang of midgets or happily ever after eh
Rating: 4.81/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:35 pm
lol
TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 2:36 pm
In the land of Moooooooooo every bottle says "drink me" on it and every little cake says "eat me".
Faceplant31 - June 15, 2010, 2:25 pm
Nice.


COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


BLOOD SPATTER -


TAGS: sorry about babe now where were we
Rating: 4.92/5

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Shottyz - October 11, 2010, 6:52 am
Classic... 5L
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:57 am

had the flu a week back dude...good luck with it....5L'd
BoneCD - October 11, 2010, 12:13 am
Glad you enjoyed it pzykosiz & Cubby...And I do have a touch of the flu Cubby...hahahahaha
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
well, it's always good to prioritise. 5L's
Cubbybear - October 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL...sick bastard 5/5


HARD TIMES -


TAGS: where were you
Rating: 5/5

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lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:57 am
Nice
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
well said
Hawamleh - September 13, 2010, 4:59 pm
Simple Yet Epic, 5ls
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:41 pm
Or superb... yeah.
spacedog - September 13, 2010, 4:40 pm
Suberb.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 2:30 pm
amsome


SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


GONE TOO SOON -


TAGS: death wish you were here
Rating: 4.9/5

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caveman - April 14, 2012, 7:45 am
Thankyou?
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:43 am
you are too funny !
maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 8:45 am
Nice One 5L.


Google maps -




THANKS TO FRANK - Estrogen testing is now mandatory for all Canadian girls Hockey teams.


TAGS: test results were inconclusive for bobby the goalie
Rating: 4.33/5

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MO - February 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
Psst!! Frank's on the left....


THOSE WHO CAST THE VOTE - decide nothing... Those that count the votes, decide everything




INVISIBLE INK - When even the teachers makes fun of you




THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.




SCRAMBLE -


TAGS: what were they thinking
Rating: 4.72/5

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pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 6:59 pm
i got snipe and ginger
spacedog - November 10, 2010, 6:49 pm
Jeez, I went 0 for 4.
culos - November 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks! (I guess)
GreyScorpion - November 10, 2010, 11:24 am
LOL!! 5 subtexts


BACK IN THE 50S -


TAGS: those were the days
Rating: 4.47/5

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BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 8:59 pm
Thanks guys for the kudos
Airman - May 17, 2010, 1:55 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - May 15, 2010, 4:22 pm
Amsome!!!
sickartist - May 15, 2010, 9:07 am
Why I am still alive (and don't have a criminal record) is amazing 5L
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 7:53 am
'twas a simpler time. 5


CLONING -


TAGS: and some folks were never the wiser
Rating: 4.28/5

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BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks sir
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:49 pm

true, but still a great poster.
BoneCD - January 18, 2010, 8:45 pm
Ya, but I took you out of the tags rerun b/c the forum conversation is lost I believe
rerun - January 18, 2010, 8:44 pm

a 2nd opportunity to give a 5L


THE 1970'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING ???


TAGS: 1970 s what the hell were we thinking
Rating: 3.81/5

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Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:16 pm
I really hope they weren't thinking it looked good.
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:55 pm
"We" were thinking of "Women's Lib" - that maybe women were the same as men. The resulting androgynous fashion did not last long - thank goodness.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
5 years before i was born but still funny.
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:12 pm
Very Funny! 5 bell bottoms!


WEREWOLVES - "screw this bike, i can run faster"


TAGS: bike werewolves
Rating: 3.5/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:21 am
I wish he could run like that. When your bike hits the ground before the landing s*** gets serious
AcidRain - May 11, 2012, 4:57 pm
Awesome. I wish I could run like that.


JERKS - Ruining pictures and being generally annoying since year 7991 BC.




WHITE LAB COATS -




REJECTION -


TAGS: oh sorry you were actually talking about the dog
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:12 pm
It could be like show dogs or show cats...we'd give points based on distance,pressure,volume,color..............
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
sure, Rule #34.
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 8:09 pm
A website for show pee-ers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:06 pm
You'd really do that?...we should start a website.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 8:05 pm
*shoes.....stop judging me!!
thatonechick - May 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
I'd pee in your shows too. What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
My cat must be part dog, He meets me at the door when I come home and he always comes when I call him. He also pees in my shows when he's mad at me. 5L
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
Cats are Mean animals 5/5


PROMOTION -




THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


TAGS: there never were dinosaurs they are a racial memory of dragons
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
nice, people say dinos werent real because the bible doesnt mention them, but i recently read a passage that mentions dragons


DESTINY -


TAGS: mods ban timmys we were born to moderate
Rating: 4.33/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2017, 8:49 am

Good to hear. Have good, if entirely too busy, day.
rerun - April 9, 2017, 6:54 pm

I am alive and well. Just so busy I barely have time to even talk to my wife.
Silverheart - April 9, 2017, 7:06 am

Chicken b***. (just seeing if you're alive)
rerun - April 8, 2017, 6:17 pm

I'm afraid to ask.
Silverheart - April 8, 2017, 12:50 pm

Guess what?
spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:53 am
Heya Rerun. Nicely done.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:46 am

funny, MC came up I google kid hammer
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 12:45 am
STOP.....Hammertime!


THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

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GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


JANUARY 12, 2010 -


TAGS: where were you when you hear she had a thorn
Rating: 4.13/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 13, 2010, 1:14 am
hehehehehehehehehehe. Oh the humanity!
Skarrde - January 12, 2010, 11:23 pm
*putting glue in his ear* metal scarssss
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Been there...done that...wrote a poem.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
It might... but tears clean the soul, too. Try those.
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:13 pm
Would bleach work?
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:12 pm
It's the follow-up to http://www.motifake.com/october-30-2009-sorry-about-the-extremely-loooooong-longfake-demotivational-poster-76128.html
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not enough peroxide in the house, Bart? LOL!
Bartimaeus - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Aggy, you evil suchandsuch...5L
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:07 pm
I'm slow ;_;' don't understand. FUUUU
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
**** happens on the inter webz!


WEBSENSE SOLUTION -


TAGS: putting sense back to the web since matches were invented
Rating: 4.1/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 2:38 pm
Im using ie and i got noting whats supposed to happen
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
LOL. This image was sent to me by email. i believe it belongs to the visual illusion category.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:38 am
I got nothing with this poster, but after searching the interwebs, I made some astonishing finds!
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:35 am
disregard last comment
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:34 am
Is it just supposed to highlight it in blue?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:33 am
WHOA!!!!! Awesome! I never knew!
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:32 am
I got nothing.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:30 am
I'll give it a sh** and report back....Wish me luck.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Theoretically, you should be able to see the ctrl a images. I know there's a ton out there, if you google them.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:21 am
Oh, well sounds like a lot of work. I've never had anything but IE on my comps. My mom uses Firefox, I don't like it. I know, I'm not "hip", well, when it's hard to be hip when that is exactly what hurts all the time! My hip!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
Also, it's a Mac, and I don't think it works on Macs even using IE.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
I dunno... I could make a grid to cover the outer image, but I'm too lazy. And I only have Firefox and Safari on my computer.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:17 am
Oh, I get it. Is it worth it?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:15 am
There's an image layered on this one... It takes some adjustments, but you can make it visible.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:14 am
It just looks super pixilated...
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:11 am
It doesn't work on safari. I was just giving Rodeo a hard time. You've never seen ctrl a images?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:09 am
I have NO idea what you are all talking about!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:07 am
It even works on Safari...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 11:02 am
Try Firefox.....If you don't get it then.......you'll never get it.
RodeoWearden - March 31, 2010, 10:58 am
Attempted on IE8, Opera, and Chrome. No luck.


THE ICEMAN DERBY - the one and only running


TAGS: his intentions were good
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 2:33 pm
They all needed a bath anyway.


GROWING UP POOR -




ICEMAN -


TAGS: were sure you will do fine pssst aggy hide the mop and pail
Rating: 3.92/5

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ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:58 pm
Keep your coc......... Ummm, just keep those rings to yourself.
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:56 pm
if you dont have the super secret squirrel decoder ring, you arent privy to all the secrets
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
And you know this because?????????
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 11:53 pm
at least he isnt "in heat"
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's that d*** tongue of yours, b****.
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:51 pm
He's still here folks but he's starting to drip!
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
Don't forget Mr. Heap, I live in the Sonoran Desert. Heh, heh, heh. (don't ask) 5 sunburns for you. ;)
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Amsome! Nice one TTH!


THATONECHICK - oh, Queen eh, very nice An' how'd you get that eh? By exploitin' the workers


TAGS: i thought we were an autonomous collective
Rating: 3.9/5

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GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:07 pm
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, ThatOneChick, was to carry the BanHammer. THAT is why I am your Queen...5 mandate from the masses
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 11:25 am
Definitely a monarchy. Actually, a matriarchy.


THE BROTHERS GRIMM -




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your a**" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


THE NOODLE INCIDENT - The real reason agdaniele and Logicdude aren't allowed in the same room anymore


TAGS: newspaper reports of the day were horrifying
Rating: 3.67/5

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MrBlack - March 11, 2010, 7:32 pm
Revenge of the Babysat! I remember that one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2009, 9:16 am
Taking bids on the film now. Opening at $10,000. (that's dollars not Pesos Aggy)
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:32 pm
Fanboy reference? Blasphemy!
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 5:26 pm
I can still hear the fire trucks...
LogicDude - October 5, 2009, 5:23 pm
YEAH! *snicker*
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 5:15 pm
NO ONE CAN PROVE WE DID THAT!!!
Silcas - October 5, 2009, 4:17 pm
Awesome fanboy reference!


ONE GIANT LEAP -




BED -


TAGS: so many questions so few to answere them
Rating: 3.09/5

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MisterJJ - April 1, 2010, 1:21 am
Hehe. Actually, yes I have. My daughter kept writing "b" and "d" the wrong way so I had her use this as a way to remember which way they go.


GHOSTS OF LENINGRAD -


TAGS: we were all allies
Rating: 3.06/5

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Haarakkon - May 7, 2009, 8:13 pm
Thanks, RTB. This was a really difficult subject to broach, I don't think her survivors talked as much as they maybe should have.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 8:09 am
Good One. Read many books and watched many docu's on the subject.


IT -




FIRST CHURCH OF ARCHAEOLOGY -


TAGS: anasazi were after but the pic fits
Rating: 2.7/5

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Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 7:49 pm
"1491" - book - was a pretty good examination of some of that BS. Sure, the Bering Strait sealed 12,000 years ago, but FFS. Bull boats? We're not talking deep sea navigational techniques here...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 7:43 pm
How insane is this Church? They can find sites in CA that go to 40,000 BCE, but can only blindly hold on to their theories.
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:24 pm
d*** straight! But, as I was told... god made man imperfect, and our dating methods are imperfect... so we are wrong. Billions of years off, even.


REDUNDANCY - Why would a werewolf need a knife?




YEEEEEAAAaaaaaaa -


TAGS: clashofclans godsoncoc overpowered maxed
Rating: 0/5

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Greeny - July 19, 2014, 8:06 am
Is this about pounding the bacon?


March 21st calendar -


TAGS: just because i can thought process what were you thinking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 22, 2016, 12:53 pm
Think we've all had a moment like this once. AKA brain fart. Thanks dizz
mizzdizz - March 22, 2016, 1:48 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Guilty as charged, Prissy! ^!!!!!
MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 7:43 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - March 21, 2016, 7:17 pm
You nailed it, UP yours


What's my sign? -


TAGS: stupid pick up line answered
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 5, 2016, 6:49 am
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - April 5, 2016, 3:37 am
LOL sure is. ^^^^^Up


Furtive -




CONGRADULATIONS -


TAGS: vampire wendigo chupacabara werewolf soucouyant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - March 31, 2017, 7:45 am
The internet is never wrong
JesusWept - March 29, 2017, 5:34 pm
CongraDulations? Another word for the Motifake vocabulary. Let's put it next to Amsome and Shyt :))
Silverheart - March 29, 2017, 1:15 am

That's some mighty creative spelling you got going on there.


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